Drawing the line
Consider porn magazines, a species of utilitarian literature whose
purpose is to provide descriptions and images that will bring its
(mostly male) readers to climax. These days, pretty much anything
goes -- linguistically and visually -- inside the covers of these
publications. But the covers themselves present a challenge: they
should be as enticing as possible (so that people will buy the
magazines), but they also have to steer clear of illegality as to what
words and images can be publicly visible. So you get avoidance,
in this very unlikely place. In combination with pushing as close
to the line as possible.
Taboo and taboo avoidance are always hot topics here at Language Log
Plaza, and then on Saturday John Baker posted to the American Dialect
Society list with
a
link to a paper (in .pdf format) by Christopher Fairman, a law professor at the Ohio
State University, about the legal status of an English taboo word, and
I was moved to report here on my observations about one type of
umliterature, porn magazines meant for gay men. ("Umliterature"
is a term suggested by Larry Horn on ADS-L in June 2005, as a
reanalyzed version of "um, literature", as in "I was paging avidly
through some, um, literature in bed last night." The model is
"umfriend", which you can check out on Google; both
um- words convey some dubiousness
about the appropriateness of the base word, having to do in some way
with sexual activity. So nice to see a new prefix being
born. I've decided my XXX-rated comic homoerotic collages should
be referred to as "umart" for short. Ok, "um-art", to avoid the
parsing "u-mart".)
Oh, yes, Fairman's article (74 pages, 409 footnotes) is titled, with
stunning directness and simplicity, "Fuck". Fairman believes that
the word should be freely used. The legal history in the U.S. is
remarkably convoluted, however.
On to the gay porn mags, mostly
Torso
and
Honcho (which I happen to
have, um, on hand). The no-no words for the covers are
fuck, of course, plus
cocksucker and
cocksucking; the covers seem also
to avoid
cock 'penis' and
asshole. The no-no images are
of penises, testicles, and anuses. Otherwise, you can get right
up to the line.
Visually, buttocks are fine, as is a certain amount of pubic hair, plus
erections visible through clothing. Full frontal nudity can
appear on a cover, so long as the model's equipment is concealed behind
a teaser for one of the stories or photo spreads inside. Couples
can even be pictured in positions that are unmistakably part of one of
the sex acts that can't be directly named, so long as their naughty
bits aren't shown.
Linguistically,
fuck and
cocksucker are often fixed with
asterisks, just the minimum one each:
CARLO MASI Talks About Working Out, Sex
With Blonds, And On-Camera F*cking (Torso 8/06)
Antonio & Martin: Sex Junkie F*cked Raw (Honcho 9/06)
C*cksucker's Double Dose (Honcho 5/06)
C*cksucker Gang-Banged (Honcho 4/06)
Gas Jockey Initiates C*cksucker (Honcho 1/06)
C*cksucker Services College Jocks (Honcho 2/06)
Though occasionally the editing goes awry:
"My Straight Roommate Watched Me Get
F*ucked!" (Torso 4/06)
For
fuck, there are many
tamer alternatives, often metaphorical and often combined with rhyme or
alliteration:
Sex Bully Pumps Rump (Honcho 5/06)
College Jock Gets Pumped (Torso 3/06)
Horn-Dog Twinks in Rump-Roasting Romp ([2] 3-4/06)
Nailing the Perfect Buns (Honcho 4/06)
Straight Jock Bones Gay Bud (Torso 8/06)
Coach Ganged By 3 (Honcho 7/06)
The Gang-Bang: Ploughed By 5 And Loves It! (Honcho 9/06)
Marines Share Spunky A-Hole (Honcho 9/06)
(Note punning in
spunky.)
Similarly for the description of cocksucking (note that
suck seems to be ok on its own):
Sucking Straight Guys (Honcho 6/06)
Goin' Down On Hitchers (Honcho 7/06)
Blowjobs Anonymous (Honcho 5/06)
Jarhead Blow Buddies (Torso 4/06)
Baseball Jock Scores BJ (2/06)
A Nose for Hose (Honcho 5/06)
Sports Trainer Licks Sticks (Torso 4/06)
Servicing Straight Meat (Honcho 2/06)
Eat My Wad! (Honcho 9/06)
As for
cock 'penis', I
haven't seen it. It can be punned on:
Cocksure Stud's Throat-Stretching
Exercises (Torso 4/06)
And
dick seems to be ok:
Swallowing Surfer Dick (Honcho 5/06)
But otherwise we get
stick,
meat,
hose, etc. (as above) or references
to erect penises via
boner or
hard-on:
Straight Bait's Butt-Hungry Boner
(Honcho 7/06)
Straight Guy's Bi Boner (Torso 3/06)
Tuff Punk's Smart-Ass Boner (Honcho 1/06)
Hard-on vs. Hard-on (Torso 3/06)
I also haven't seen
asshole.
A-hole works for asteriskless
avoidance:
Marines Share Spunky A-Hole (Honcho
9/06)
Ass gets by, not only in puns
like
smart-ass (above), but
also in contexts where the writer might try to claim that the reference
is to the buttocks as a whole, rather than specifically to the anus
(what we don't seem to get is anything like "Frat Boy Takes It Up the
Ass"):
Gay Soldier's Sore Ass (Honcho 2/06)
Het Hunk's Gay Ass ( Honcho 11/05)
Finally, there are
rump,
buns,
butt, etc. (already illustrated),
where in these sexual contexts a word for the buttocks is often taken
to refer to its central feature.
That's a sampling from about a year's worth of these porn mags.
Inside, they show and say pretty much anything. On the covers,
they show as much of the merchandise as they can get away with and talk
as dirty as they can get away with, saying, in effect: open me up, and
we can go all the way together.
[Two notes, one on form and one on content.
On form. You'll notice how much language play there is in these
teasers: puns, metaphors, rhyme, alliteration, even assonance in "Tuff
Punk". I can't imagine that the readership of
Torso and
Honcho and their brother jerk-off
mags includes an unusually large number of men appreciative of language
play. Instead, I'm guessing that the writers of the teasers adopt
a style also found in headlines for feature stories (we've several
times had occasion to remark here on these practices in science
writing), and for a similar reason: to catch the readers' attention and
hold their interest, when a plain description might be bland and
uncompelling. The content of most of the pieces in these
magazines pretty much reduces to Guy Fucks Guy or Guy Sucks Guy, so we
need details and eye-catching language.
On content. It's hard not to notice how much
gay-guy-servicing-straight-guy there is in these magazines. This
is a fact mostly about
Torso
and
Honcho, which have
something of a thing for straight guys, as does some portion of their
readership. But I have friends who wouldn't touch these
particular magazines, because they find the passion for straight guys
so icky. To each his own. Fortunately, I don't have to
analyze these matters any further here, since this is Language Log, not
Psychology of Sex Log.]
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Posted by Arnold Zwicky at July 18, 2006 06:32 PM