Just when I thought the Onion was getting predictable, we get this.
Slyly carrying on the joke, Classics in Contemporary Culture observes that "someone has the rudiments of Greek grammar, but doesn't know about final sigmas...", but one of the commenters suggests that "The text was probably created with Symbol, which IIRC doesn't include a final sigma."
Posted by Mark Liberman at March 27, 2004 06:13 AM