May 15, 2006

A grander Chinglish

Email from Victor Mair:

From the back of a package full of fancy mushrooms and seaweed products (I boiled a decoction of them for Li-ching last night):

It is made from the exclusive remote mountains or non-polluted maritime space. It is the masterwork of the curiosity selected by our professional. This series use the classy material, fastened on the edible value and health care. It is the pure natural health care. It is according to the pursue of modern to return to the nature and green life. It is always the regale in basilica and the best choice of presenting a gift to friends.

The first clause of the last sentence is particularly precious. I have no idea what it means.



Posted by Mark Liberman at May 15, 2006 04:19 PM