July 21, 2006

No Oil for a Chicken in Every Pot!

In a spirit of national reconciliation, H. Saucy at Print Culture asks readers to come up with bumper stickers that express two opposite political sentiments at once, possibly via a pun or irony. Among the entrants:

BLACK HELICOPTERS? BRING 'EM ON!

MY OTHER HUMMER IS A PRIUS

CHOOSE LIFE -- IN PRISON

IT WILL BE A GREAT DAY WHEN OUR SCHOOLS GET ALL THE MONEY THEY NEED AND THE AIR FORCE DOESN'T HAVE TO HAVE A BAKE SALE TO BUY A BOMBER

YOU CAN HAVE MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS.

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT STOPS A BEATING HEART

Posted by Geoff Nunberg at July 21, 2006 10:45 PM