From Russia to Wales, with Llove
The latest from the annals of linguistic silliness, a Western Mail (of
Wales)
article
(of 9/16/06) reproduced on the ic wales site: "Welsh language traced -
to Russia!" Tryst Williams wrote:
VODKA, furry hats, gymnastic dancing,
the setting for one of the greatest Bond movies - Russia has given us a
lot.
But research has discovered that it also gave Wales the Welsh language
- from Russia With Llove, as it were...
Researchers documenting the history of Welsh have traced it back to the
plains of Russia 6,000 years ago.
Clever reader, do you get it?
[The spelling <Llove> is a little orthographic joke, though not a
very impressive one, since I doubt very much that anyone in Wales
pronounces English
love with
an initial voiceless lateral fricative. In any case, thanks to
Thomas Thurman for the pointer.]
I realize this is a huge anti-climax, but Williams is talking about
Proto Indo-European:
But while today's local population
might not travel far, the language that flourished there in about
4,000BC between the Caspian and Black Seas certainly has.
It is there that linguistic historians believe the so-called
"Indo-European" group of languages first developed among a tribe of
nomadic farmers. This common language would eventually spread and give
rise to such diverse tongues as Welsh, German and Sanskrit.
Not to mention, umm, Russian. And Greek and Latin.
But it's all about Welsh. It's the Local Hook. There's a
tragic plane crash in Baluchistan, and the
Fresno Bee manages to find a local
resident whose brother went to college with one of the victims.
(I'm making this up, but real examples are only too easy to find.)
And of course it's historically confused. In 4,000 B.C. there was
no geographical or political entity Russia. No Russian
people. No Russian language. (Furry hats, probably.
Gymnastic dancing, maybe. Vodka, no.) Russia didn't give
anything to Wales, or to Italy and Scandinavia and the Balkans, or to
Persia and India.
But it makes a cute story -- which, by the way, is about a new TV
series tracing the history of the Welsh language, from the Eurasian
heartland to Scotland and finally to Wales. (Brittany, Cornwall,
and Ireland are not mentioned in the story. The point is to get
to Wales.)
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Posted by Arnold Zwicky at September 18, 2006 08:02 PM