Yet another snowclone omnibus
Living on the slopes of Snowclonia as I do, I'm always in danger of
being swept away by an avalanche. And those snowclones have been
piling up for nine months since
my
last snowclone omnibus. It's time for some snowclone removal.
By way of introduction, here's a tribute to the current World Champion
Snowclone, The New Y:
(Hat tip to Ornithopter. Note: I am no longer adding examples to
my file on The New Y; the case is closed.)
In this posting, I'm going to survey snowclones (well, snowclone
candidates) that are new to Language Log since my earlier omnibus
posting. In another posting, I'll comment on some of the older
ones.
1. From Alex Baumans, 11/12/06: "It's X, Jim, but not as we know
it" (from
Star Trek; there
are examples without a name and with names other than Jim).
2 and 3. From Michael Covarrubias, 11/12/06, two formulas closely
related to "As a X, N is a great Y":
The first is the standard "X is to Y
what Z is to Q" -- which can be used as a complement, an insult, or a
neutral (though sometimes odd) observation. E.g. "She is to
academics what Olivier is to acting" or "He is to relationships what
Gallagher is to watermelons" or "She is to cooking what Stephen King is
to writing." [Since
blogged
on, with an example from Zippy the Pinhead.]
The second is a simple change in the formula: X is to Y what Z is to
Y. There's usually a partial echo between X and Z. I first
heard it used by Comedian Jeff Ross in a Friars Club Roast of Drew
Carey (1998). He said "Drew Carey is to comedy what Mariah Carey
is to comedy."
4. From Rebecca Egipto, 11/11/06, "I'm in ur Noun V-ing ur Noun"
(according to the account
here,
taking off from "I am in your base killing your d00ds"); mentioned by
Mark Liberman
back
in April, in the lol-lexicography thread.
5. From Paul Kalmar, 11/11/06: "Save a X, ride a Y". This
seems to have spread from the (catchy) country song "Save a horse, ride
a cowboy", in the 2004 recording by Big & Rich (on
Horse of a Different Color), though
others (e.g. Haley Bonar) have recorded the song. I found lots of
variants:
Save a horse, ride a:
skater/feminist/donkey/cowgurl/Hornet/tractor.
[reversed] Save a cowboy, ride a horse.
Save a skateboard, ride a skater. Save a wave, ride a surfer.
[ride and save reversed] Ride a Llama, save a
NukeWorker.
6. From a correspondent on 11/11/06, "Sufficient unto the X is
the Y thereof" (based on "Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof",
Matthew 6:34). Examples from my correspondent:
Sufficient unto the logic is the rigor
thereof. [grad students in philosophy, about their logical
studies]
Sufficient unto the occasion is the idiom thereof.
Sufficient unto the toaster is the destruction thereof.
Sufficient unto the facts is the paranoia thereof.
Sufficient unto the day is the drivel thereof.
7. From David Hilberg, 11/14/06: "You can't X your Y and Z it
too" (based on "You can't have your cake and eat it too"; yes, I know
the proverb doesn't make much sense in this form). Some examples
Hilberg googled up:
You can't capitalize your cake and
expense it too.
You can't have your torture and ban it too.
You can't have your pyatiletka and NEP it too. [DH: Whatever that may
mean.]
You can't have your cliché and use it too - can you?
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in
the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it
too.
Alas, you can't have your Cab and drink it too. No sooner enjoyed but
worthless, it's sometimes even dead on uncorking.
Who says you can't have your data and store it, too?
Who says you can't have your heritage and develop it, too?
Who says you can't have your fUZZ and WAH it too?
"You" "can't" "have" "your" "use" "and" "mention" "it" "too." --Douglas
Hofstadter
"You Can't Offer Your Sacrifice and Eat It Too: A Polemical Poem from
the Aramaic Text in Demotic Script." Journal
of Near Eastern Studies 43 (1984) 89-114.
Sudz Cola - Who says you can't take your bath and drink it too? [DH:
Supposedly this is an old saw, though I was never so warned.]
8 and 9. Two snowclones reported by Mark Peters on the ADS-L,
12/6/06: "Pimp my X" and "Stupid X tricks".
10. From James Sinclair, 12/28/06: "If X are outlawed, only
outlaws will have X" (presumably the original has X = guns).
Sinclair found the following, among many others, in a Google search:
puns, cigarettes, giant pythons,
cigars, cluster bombs, chickens, socks, pickles, Beanie Babies, pit
bulls, tomatoes, catapults
He was spurred by
an
article by Patrick Hruby on ESPN.com's Page 2, where Hruby declares:
If dead eels tied to ropes are
outlawed, only outlaws will have dead eels tied to ropes.
11. From Liz Coppock, 12/24/06: "A watched X never Ys"
(based on "A watched pot never boils"). Her first example was
A watched file never downloads.
and you can google up many other variants.
12. From Jason Grafmiller, 1/16/07: "The once and future X"
(based on "The once and future king"). First ten examples (with X
other than "king") googled up:
web, sun, country, threat, action
network, analytic powerhouse, carbohydrate economy, cosmos,
nanomachine, Steve Jobs
13. From Andy Hollandbeck, 1/25/07: "Nothing says X like Y"
(based on the Pillsbury advertising slogan "Nothing says lovin' like
something from the oven"). Many occurrences with X = lovin', but
others can be googled up. From Hollandbeck himself, "after a
particularly lascivious time-out routine by the Pacer Pacemates" (i.e.,
cheerleaders, in old-fashioned talk):
Nothing says "Go team!" like simulated
sex.
14.
Blogged
about by Mark Liberman a while back: "X: panacea or Y?"
15. Joining "
X
are from Mars, Y are from Venus": "Men are from X, women are from
Y", as in
... "in both the United States and
Europe, there appears to be a striking discrepancy between the body
that that men think women like and the body women actually like."
Put another way, men are from Schwarzenegger, and women are from
Quetelet. (Stephen S. Hall, Size
Matters, p. 235)
More recently, there's Janet Hyde's wonderful
Men are from North Dakota and women are
from South Dakota.
mentioned in Mark Liberman's
posting
"Men are from ..."
16. "Are we X yet?" (and its variant "Are we X now?"), which I
finally got around to
blogging
on recently.
17. From Jon Winokur's
Encyclopedia
Neurotica, a reference to comedian Richard Lewis's claim to have
originated the phrase "the BLANK from Hell/hell" ("the date from hell",
"the roommate from hell"). From the Wikipedia page for Lewis
(back in December 2006):
This theory is expounded in the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode "The
Nanny from Hell". Lewis has petitioned the editors of Bartlett's to be
given credit for the coinage, but the editors claim that the phrase was
a common idiom prior to Lewis' use of it.
The
Yale Book of Quotations
(p. 458) credits Lews warily:
Richard
Lewis
U.S. comedian, 1947-
1 [Self-description:] Comedian
from hell.
Quoted in Chicago Tribune, 20
Apr. 1986. Earliest documented example of the expression "from
hell" referring to a person.
18. From Cole Paulson, 2/11/07: "X city". The example
Paulson sent me was
This new girl is random city! We
have nothing in common!
and he also had noted occurrences of "weird city" referring to
people. Both have an adjective X. Paulson posted his
observations to ADS-L on 2/19/07. Dennis Preston then suggested
that "Fat City" was the original, and added that in his perceptual
dialectology work in the 1980s he got lots of "N City" nonce names for
areas of the U.S.: "Rebel City" (the South), "Eskimo City" (Alaska),
"Cowboy City", etc.
I added that I'd been assuming that the original had a noun X; at some
point we got "Sin City", and then "Spin City" (the television sitcom)
as a take-off on that. More recently, we get adjective Xs, and
the use of the formula has extended from place/region names to
predicatives applicable to all sorts of things (or people). These
extensions could be from "N City" examples, or they could have
developed from "the Adj City" names (like "the Windy City" for
Chicago), with the common-noun construction, having a definite article,
turned into an anarthrous proper name. Or, of course, both.
I suggested that the early uses of "Fat City" were for actual places --
"Los Angeles is Fat City", meaning it's a place of opportunity or
success -- or for metaphorical places, as in "I'm in Fat City
now" (note the preposition), meaning I've achieved success.
Finally, I noted "X City" examples with X probably to be analyzed as a
verb: "suck city" (city that sucks), "barf city" (a place that makes
you want to vomit, or the act of vomiting), "fuck city" (a place where
you can get laid, or getting laid).
19. In the middle of February, I came across an example of "As X
falls, so falls X Falls". The original is Pat Metheny Group's "As
Wichita Falls, So Falls Wichita Falls" (first released in September
1980). There aren't a lot of examples, because of course you need
a place name "X Falls" to build on, and there are only so many of
these. But I quickly found cites for:
Seraphim, Idaho, Cuyahoga, St. Anthony,
Niagara
20. Then there's "X for Jesus",
blogged
about back in March by Mark Liberman under the title "Snowclones
for Jesus", which cited Karl Hagen's
blog on the topic.
21. And "X's X", which I
posted
about in April.
22. On 4/21/07, James Harbeck posted to the ADS-L about "Step
away from the X":
Here's a lately popular idiom, started
by "Step away from the vehicle," I'm pretty sure. "Step away from the
Blackberry" gets 158 Google hits all by itself. If you search just
"step away from the" you get nealry a million hits; some of the ones on
the first couple of pages are graffiti, cold medicine, keyboard,
spell-checker (yay for that one!), social media release, PC, mousse
(with your hands up), shovel, podium, Gatt chart, jokes, computer, and
tofu burger.
Larry Horn added:
... crucial too is the intonation,
which ideally approaches that of a police officer enunciating clearly
and forcefully, possibly through a loudspeaker. There's often a
slight pause between "step" (with unreleased [p], rather than the usual
elision with the following vowel) and a slight rise on "away"; someone
with a better control of the descriptive terminology could do a
better job of narrowing down exactly what this intonation is.
This has been quite popular in
commercials.
23. Then came the lolcats snowclones, blogged on in at least five
postings here:
4442,
4485,
4500,
4507,
and
4508.
24. Late in May, the folks on ADS-L mused on a set of formulas
involving the prefix
Mc-.
One of these, "Xy McXerson" ("Drinky McDrinkerson"), was in my last
snowclone omnibus, but there are more, including a somewhat less
restricted formula for derogatory invented proper names; Joe Salmon's
favorite (5/24/07) was "Drunky McPukeshoes" for Tom DeLay.
Searching the ADS archives for May under the subject line {"Mc-"
prefix} will get you the whole convoluted thing.
25. In July, Mark Liberman
took
up "X considered harmful" here.
26. And
in
August "I am X, hear me Y".
27. At the beginning of August, Bonnie Taylor-Blake started an
ADS-L thread on the quotation "He may be a son of a bitch, but he's
our son of a bitch" (attributed to
FDR with reference to Nicaraguan dictator Anastasio Somoza, in the
wording given by the
Yale Book of
Quotations (p. 647)). I
then issued a
snowclone alert! In the first 40
google webhits for {"he may be a * but he's our"} I get 14 different
fillers for
He may be a X, but he's our X
(in addition to versions of "son of a bitch"):
jackass. bastard (one hit attributing
this to FDR, of Somoza), fool, crook, jerk, lunatic, monster, scorpion,
swine, terrorist, sleazebucket, scumbag, butcher, devil
So much for the "new" snowclones.
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Posted by Arnold Zwicky at August 11, 2007 04:23 PM