Death claims singular them
David Morgan-Mar's
Irregular
Webcomic! takes
on "singular
they" as the
character Death rages at his incompetent minions, who keep doing things
that cause the dead to be sent back to life:
(Hat tip to Bruce Webster.)
We've been posting about singular
they
since the earliest days of Language Log. Here's a
summary
statement by Mark Liberman from last year:
The argument was settled long ago:
singular they has routinely
been
used throughout the history of English, by all the best writers, until
certain subcases were artificially turned into "errors" by
self-appointed experts. Successively less discriminating
pseudo-authorities then generalized the proscription in successively
sillier ways, although they have largely been ignored by the users of
the language.
Endless numbers of commentators have noted the usefulness of
they (and its forms
them,
their, and
themselves) in situations where the
sex of a singular referent is not determinable, known, or relevant, as
in Death's use of
them to
refer to the next person who dies. Morgan-Mar addresses the issue
directly:
The only thing wrong with using "they"
as a singular third person
pronoun is that some people consider it to be poor grammar. Compared to
all the other issues with the alternatives, why is there even still a
question about this?
The good thing is that common English usage seems to be heading in the
direction towards full acceptance of "they" as a singular neutral
pronoun. Lots of people use it this way already. More will do so over
the next few decades. Everyone understands it. The trend is already
here. Eventually the current generation of grammar prescriptivists will
die out and we'll finally have the solution we can all live with.
It's not often that comic strips come with expositions on questions of
usage.
Morgan-Mar asks why there is still an issue with singular
they. There are two standard
objections to it, neither of them cogent:
"Logic": they with a singular antecedent is
grammatically incorrect, because it's "illogical" for a plural pronoun
to have a singular antecedent.
"Political correctness": singular they
is being used only to avoid giving offense to women (as a replacement
for the "grammatically correct" pronoun he); it represents an excess of
feminist political correctness.
These objections are combined in a rant by Anatoly Liberman in the
spring 2006 issue of
Verbatim.
On p. 27:
We want to speak in fully inoffensive
gender-neutral sentences, but neutering English is hard. In the
old days, no one objected to instructions like: "Every applicant should
indicate his preference by checking one of the boxes."
On the next page Anatoly Liberman notes that
The plural is an ideal device for
neutering, since English does not distinguish genders in the plural:
"Applicants should indicate their preference by checking one of the
boxes ..."
... The trouble starts when English is murdered in cold blood for the
sake of a lofty idea. "When a student comes to see me, I always
answer their question," a proud counselor says. This horror has
been sanctioned by teachers, some editors, and by just about everyone
who is responsible for the norms of modern American English.
PC and the "correct"
he
first. If Anatoly Liberman had looked at the literature on gender-neutral
pronouns (instead of just retailing his own beliefs, impressions, and
prejudices), he would have discovered that (as Mark Liberman noted) singular
they has a history dating back many
centuries before feminism; that the choice of
he as the "correct" pronoun was
prescribed by grammarians only in the 18th century (and has been an
uncomfortable choice for a great many speakers and writers); and that
people looking for ungendered schemes of reference seized on an
existing variant that fit the bill nicely, rather than inventing a new
variant for their purposes.
MWDEU
has a nice, reasonably compact account of this history in its entry on
they, their, them, and it's
entirely at variance with Anatoly Liberman's imagined history.
[Though Anatoly Liberman is a distinguished etymological scholar, he
behaves like any uninformed but opinionated person when he wanders out
of his specialty. So instead of a linguist's scholarly
reflections on the use of the plural, we get the sort of angry
unloading of peeves about language that you can find on blogs by
non-linguists all over the net.]
Now, the issue of grammaticality and "logic". This is a bit more
subtle. There are two places where the reasoning goes off the
rails.
First, there's an unexamined identification of grammatical categories
with meaning (something I've complained about in various contexts here
on Language Log).
Singular
and
plural are just labels
for grammatical categories, which could in principle be called, say,
#1 and
#2.
Singular and
plural are not at all bad labels,
since expressions in the former category mostly have the semantics of
singularity or individuality, while expressions in the latter category
mostly have the semantics of multiplicity or numerosity. But the
fit between categories and meaning is almost never perfect; a
particular category can easily have conventionalized uses with
non-default semantics. There's nothing "illogical" about a
grammatical system in which plural pronouns can sometimes refer to
individuals.
Second, there are supressed premises here about the nature of
"agreement": (a) that all types of "agreement" work according to the
same principles; and (b) that these principles require identical
GRAMMATICAL
CATEGORIES for pairs of expressions. The first premise
involves a kind of word magic: because the same label has been used for
various phenomena, the phenomena are the same. The second premise
is a hypothesis about the way these phenomena work in English (and
possibly other languages). Neither premise is justified.
English has (at least) four types of "agreement" involving number
: NP-internal agreement, as
in
this dog vs.
these dogs; subject-verb agreement,
as in
My dog bites vs.
My dogs bite; subject-predicative
agreement, as in
Sandy could be a spy
vs.
Kim and Sandy could be spies;
and anaphor-antecedent agreement, as in
Mary thinks she is brilliant vs.
Mary and Norma think they are brilliant.
There is plenty of literature about these different sorts of
concordance between expressions, and about subtypes of each.
Nothing guarantees that the same principles will be at work in all
these contexts; the extent to which they share some characteristics is
an empirical question, to be answered by examining actual
practice. The short answer to this question is that somewhat
different principles apply in different contexts.
Finally, these principles do not always turn on grammatical categories
alone, but sometimes refer to semantics. Again, there is plenty
of literature here, having, for example, to do with circumstances in
which "grammatical" agreement and "notional" agreement are in conflict;
the conflicts are resolved in different ways in different cases.
For "singular
they", generic
uses of
they are, by
convention, linkable to singular antecedents, so that such uses of
they are notionally singular but
grammatically plural. As a result, generic uses of
they as a subject require plural
verbs (
Each child in the class will
think they are the best in the class), though their singular
antecedents require singular verbs (
Each
child in the class thinks they will the only one to succeed).
In any case, the grammar of the language can't be deduced from an
appeal to "logic", but must be discovered by examining practice.
A further complication -- here as everywhere -- is that different
people have somewhat different systems. There's a lot of
variation, even within speakers of standard English, so that we can't
actually talk about "the grammar of the language" in the abstract, but
must note who uses which system on which occasions and for which
purposes. That's true for everything in language, but it's
especially worth noting in a domain where there's been so much
contention about how "the language" works.
Posted by Arnold Zwicky at December 2, 2007 03:14 PM