It's only February 6, but Martyn Cornell believes that he's found the headline of the year.
Although it's an AP story, the headline seems to be uniquely Fox. There's extensive discussion here. A different pun on the same words came up back in June of 2005 (here and here).
[Just in case the link decays, or editorial discretion improbably intervenes:]
Posted by Mark Liberman at February 6, 2008 07:21 AM